What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

You shall not bear false witness.

I don't like religions.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like

But this is not

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your going to be alright just relax

Innocent before proven guilty

Bible.. Hm.?

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Lose lips shimk ships.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

This isn't going to, hurt.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?